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by on Sep.03, 2010, under Uncategorized
Let me make one thing clear: this has nothing to do with love.
If you’re on a tight budget or simply are reluctant to spend your money on penis enlargement methods that might not work, there are ways to get a bigger penis without spending a dime and this article will reveal to you how you can accomplish that.
I’m no expert. The very word makes me nauseous and sets my body to a defensive mode. But I have had my heart broken once or twice. By some pathetic loser by the way who, in my blissful juvenile ignorance, contained my whole world: my oxygen, my insides, my reason for being without whom I’d wither and die to nothingness blah, blah.
But no, I have had to endure many, many self-inflicted humiliations the magnitude of which almost surpasses George W. Bush’s abundant stream of faux pas, which I suspect include nuking someone’s ticker.
Not only have I said and done it all in the name of witless love – things I loathe to enumerate lest the wrath of Virginia Woolf strikes me dead – I have listened excruciatingly to my girlfriends and their hearts’ lament on losing Mr. Loser, er, Mr.
What I bemoan most of all is that not one good sista gave it to me straight. That I will change.
), read, learn and gain wisdom from the mistakes of others because you don’t want to make them all!
For the ladies who have been-there-done-that and, hopefully, out of the singles jungle, enjoying the safety and comfort of Tarzan’s little love-nest high up on the treetops, be a real friend and show the girls how it’s done.
Delete, delete, delete … all traces of your ex.
If your memory is better than mine, there are two phone numbers you know by heart: your mum’s and your ex’s. Erase his mobile number, work phone, home phone, his best friend’s number, his mother’s number – especially!
Then remove every piece of clothing, toiletry and dirty underwear he left behind in your bathroom. And no, don’t even think of washing and neatly packaging these into a bundle for him. Ever.
Whatever you do, DO NOT call him.
Penis exercises – these exercise programs are among the most effective ways of enlarging your penis size. They work by forcing your penis chambers (called Corpora Cavernosa) that hold the blood during an erection, to expand thus enlarging your penis size. There are a number of websites that offer a set of these exercises for free. Although these free exercises are basic, they do work and you can definitely see results by practicing them on a daily basis.
What are you hoping to accomplish? No, you won’t get him back because he’s not coming back. The word on the street is true and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.
OK, so there are those lucky people that get back together and live happily ever after.
In the movies!
If you’re living in the same world as I, you know it’s the exception, not the rule. Sadly, most women seem to think, to their detriment, that their situation is somehow always an exception: as if they live in a parallel reality where the rules of engagement do not apply because for some unknown and far-imagined reason, many are under the illusion that they’re immune to life’s cruel veracity. The rule of life rules, unless the odd exception, freak-of-nature type event occurs. And it rarely happens.
So, in your moment of pathetic weakness, it’s completely understandable and even acceptable to max out your credit card for much needed retail therapy. Even indulge in uncharacteristically obscene behaviour including binge-drinking, a drunken pash or two with complete strangers, or hysterical emotional outbursts in embarrassingly crowded places. Just make sure you’re in the company of people who give a damn about you – your friends.
Scream. Cry. Laugh. Do whatever it takes to flush him out of your system. But for goodness’ sake, do not call your ex.
Should I return the gold watch he gave me?
Are you kidding me? Keep it. Or better yet, take all the valuable items he’s ever given you to cash converters – the gold necklace for your birthday, the beautiful pair of earrings last Christmas and that gorgeous bracelet for Valentine’s Day. It will elevate your height as well as your mood.
Albeit briefly.
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